Monday, February 2, 2009

sye yg kebuntuan

sye buntu...
sebab...
1. laptop sye si lenovo kesygn pengarang jntung ati beta tue still xseap2 repair lg...
2. xbley nk connect ym..dunnoe y n it makes my life more miserable
3. hve 2 use d old ftec..
4. still xabes packing
5. asek terperok kt dlm umah..xg mne2..
6..byk lg alsn nape sye buntu..bt dunnoe how to tell coz sye BUNTU

Thursday, January 8, 2009

tribute to dentist in da world

hahha..funny..
i still rememba how i used to HATE dentist..all dentist in da world..
well..actually..AFRAID..hahha..dunnoe y..myb coz i was afraid wif all da stuff dt they use...haha..
n i can still recall my bad time wif dentist..i used to cause trouble for them..hahha..kn dlu2 dentist slalu wt lwtn kt skolah..hahhah..n i gt appointment wif dem..hurm..nk kne cbt gigi susu yg da nk goyang kot klo xslp..huhu..n i kept dem waiting for me..hahha..evrytym dey called me..i will said ok..but den made a detour..haha..g nyorok dlm toilet..haha...pdn mke diowg..n smpila 1 day...diowg anta body guard utk makesure ak smpi..hahha..pdn mke ak plak..btw..i'm nt going to tell further details bout happened afta dt..hahha..ntah la..ak ni byk sgt mslh gigi ke..berdose byk ngan dentist kot..smpi msk sek men pon..diowg asek nk jmp ak je..huh..berminat sggh diowg ngan ak nie..hahha..bkn tkt tym skolah je..da besa pjg nie pon sme gk..err..tp bkn la diowg yg pggl ak..tp ak plak yg g cri diowg..hooho..


so...erm..smlm ak g lg klinik gigi err..ap ntah nme nye..d same dentist yg mengarwah kn gigi graham ak tue..hoho..but diz tym i called him DOC n not UNCLE..hahha...so..kne la tmpl gigi..huuu..byk jgk la yg kne tmpl..well..bkn nk cte psl gigi2 ku yg bertampal..haha..

k..utk memudhkn kowg memfantasikn keaadaan ak berangan mat jenin dlm klinik tue..doc tue ad 2 blk..ad 2 krusi utk patient..so die akn wt 2 kje serentak r..ok..

hahha..so ble ak dok dlm blk tue..ak tgk keliling..hurm..ak pon berpk..ble doc tue start menggerudi gigi ak.. menampl gigi ak..ak pon berpk..


ARTIST + MECHANIC + BEAUTICIAN = DENTIST

huhuh...

dentist itu seorg MECHANIC
sbb..
1. perkakas pon da ala2 dlm bengkel gitu..mcm nk repair keta..kn klo nk repair keta die akn drive keta tue n naik ats 1 platform so dt sng die nk repair kte2 yg bocor di bhgn bwh n so wuteva ( i'm nt so good wif cars)...sme la mcm dentist..diowg pon ad platform utk pesakit diowg..seap ad psg lampu lg..hahha
2. mekanik2 sume akn pki spanar utk cabut skru..same la dentist pon..diowg pon ad spanar utk cabut gigi..hahah....

dentist itu seorg ARTIST (bkn penyanyi o plakon k..tp err..art punye owg..phm??)
sbb..
1. ble diowg nk menampal gigi..diowg memerlukn skill..nk bancuh adunan utk tampalan tue..kne skt btol2..mne bley suke ati taram je..pastu..nk tampal tue pon..nk kne bg rate elok2..padat n kemas..so dat tampalan tu nnt xde r terlalu tggi smpi nk ttp mulut pon xbley o terlalu cetek smpi maknn pon bley tersangkot blk kt dlm lubang tue (baek xyh tampal je)..hahha..sme la mcm artist tym diog nk kne wt sculpture o ukiran ke..arca ke hape..

dentist itu seorg BEAUTICIAN (bkn nye diowg ske pki makeup ke hape)
sbb..
1. diowg bley cntik kn gigi kte..yg mne kuning tue bley di putihkn..yg berterabur xketahuan hala punca bley dipagarkn smpi le kowg dpt gigi yg tersusun rapi..hahha..dan jge..klo gigi kowg patah sekerat..diowg bley wt er..crowning ke hape term die..ak pon xigt..so dt gigi kowg kembali spt sedia kale (mne ak tau??heheh..psl ak pnh wt la) n tnpe ad seorg pon yg perasan(melainkan kowg g cte kt die r..)..

yg laen tue...hahha..kowg pk la sndrik...


n ini adlh tribute utk sume dentist kt ats mke bumi nie..(wlopon diowg 99.9% xbce ni) n specially daddyk3rd to my beloved babe, ikeng n uncle dentist kt bahau..hahaha




moral of da story: ak da xtakot dentist da..hehehe

Monday, January 5, 2009

fuhhhh

wahahhah...akhir nya..ku kembali ke alam blog..hauhuahu....
pergh..punye r sssh..ak igt k n blog ak ad prob smpi nk dkt 3ming ak xbley nk bkk lgsg blog ak..heh
da merdoyon2 request ak anta..hahha..skali..ilham trn dr langit utk try psswd laen..hahhah..tingting...berjaye!!!!ak lpe psswd daaa...haha...

Sunday, November 30, 2008

finally found d love of my life

huhuu..well..i have new love of my life..
hwan hee + tamaki still in my mind..juz add new collection..hahahha..
he's name is Robert Pattinson....
well..1st time met him..didnt realize dt much..coz..mke pon cm knk2 je tym tue..but..
2nd tym i met him..i wondered.."mcm pnh ku lihat..tp di mana ya??"hehhe...so..i looked at him..n cant help myself from smiling all d day..hehhehe....i met him (literally) in TWILIGHT..he's da hero...n at dt tym..t told myself..i would rather 2 hv a protective+charming+handsome+cute+awesome+hotness vampire as my BF rather than human..hahahah..fyi..die pnah blakon dlm harry potter as err..ap nme nye tue yg mati tu dlm goblet of fire...owh..cedric..wahh..xsangke..die da membesa mnjdi seorg yg amt handsome..huhuhu...n yg mnambhkn lg gue jth cinta sma robert..beside of his look, his characteristics in dt muvie..o i think i act fall in luv wif edward cullen...huhuu..cant resist his hotneesssssss n awesomenessssssss..hehhehe

my love!!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

*******JEPONG*******

JEPONG-des
date: 28 November 2008
venue(s): Hotel Istana, Monorail Raja Chulan, Monorail KL Central, KL Central, Money Changer KL Central, LRT, KLCC, AQUARIA KLCC, LRT Dang Wangi, Monorail Bukit Nenas
group 2 class 4: Kasuya YOTA, Naito YUYA, Ushizawa KOYA, Sato YUTA, Ishii RYOUSUKE, Sano TAKAhiro, Hiano JUNKI, YONEyama Masahiro
gender: BOYS (17y.o)


kehidupan seorang pemandu pelancong
we r supposed 2 gather at istana hotel at 8.00 am huhu..so..dgn sungguh nervosa nye...kmi (me n my kazen) smpi kt hotel at 7.30 n we dunnoe wut 2 do...huhu..n we hv 2 wait 4 my kazen's fren sya....huhu..den we went 2 da ballroom..waaa..nmpk rmi nye dak2 jepong.. tho they all were only 16-17..but dey look sooooooo matured..huahuahu...den..my kazen's fren, anas asked me whether i wanna b da tourist huide o not coz 1 of da boy couldnt make it on dt day..so..i got 8 boys in my group..my kazen gt 6 gurls..huhuuh..so...8.35..we entered d ballroom..waaa...dunnoe which group belongs 2 me...huhu..den i saw some of da boys wif big size..n naughty faces (wuaa..xmo la dpt yg nakal2)..n thank god..i gt boys..yg teramat..err..wut they call..KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...hehhehhe..

Rules u must know if u wanna b a tourist guide
#00 prepare ur mind bout wut kind of kids u'll hv 2 look afta (hehe..seb baek dpt yg CUTE+BAEK)
#1 msg o make a phone call to ur frens...kacau dem from their sweet dreams early in da morn..hahhaha (diz can help u 2 reduce ur nervosa state..n reaally worked!!)
p/s: sowie mard..hhahah..suare nmpk nau mamai
sowie 2 cikin jge...hahah..n kamm...n sume..hehe
#211 mark d most significant place o most xtraordinary place as meeting point..so if dey lost o gone wif d wind=SHOPPING..dey'll noe where 2 go
#415 just ask their names (2 show some politeness) tho u'll hv 99.9% possibilities of not remembering which names blongs to who's
p/s:most of them hv similar names...plus their looks..haha

ni la tmpt meeting point plg significant bg diowg..coz pokok krismas yg bso...
#279 KLCC is enuf 4 5hrs trip..TRUST ME!!!
p/s: byk kejadian yg berlaku kt KLCC...esp tym kt AQUARIA..huh..4 boys were missing including YONE n YOTA yg pndi BI..huhu..yg lg 4 g msk AQUARIA...seb baek..ngam2 yg 4 tue kua..lg 2 tue dtg blk..YOTA n RYOSUKE..lg 2 (YONE n lg sowg ku xigt nme ilang = SHOPPING) tp berjye jmp kt pokok krismas ;;;significant place sesgt important
#129 make sure u hv enuf cre on dt day..so u can seek help from ur fren
p/s:hv 2 call cikin 2 translate words o meanings in japanese..huhu..cian cikin..asek kne kaco..hahha..smpi 1 thp tue..nk je wt loudspeaker bg diowg ckp ngan cikin..hoho
#331 dun EVA4237491219 let them shopping in ISetan esp if ur bringing da gurls on dt day
p/s:3owg ilang...mse da suntuk..n it was my 1st time soh akak kt info counter wt announcement of missing people
nie la bebudak yg ilang dlm ISetan tue..miyuki, yukiko n sape ntah lg sowh..seb baek dpt jmp blk

#992 u really657732980 hv 2 b gud in M3 o use calculator in ur HP
p/s: u hv 2 manage their money when it involves wif entrance fee (klo msk AQUARIA o nk naek KLTower) n tickets 4 LRT n Monorail
#905 dun wear WEDGES o HEELS!!!!
p/s: lengoh kaki ku smpi rini..huuuu
mereke yg gembire mkn kt burger king n some tapau from kfc..hnye situ je ad tmpt utk mkn..igt nk bwk mkn kt food court..skali rmi n pnoh n xde kosng la plak..lpe..lunch hour..owg opis pnoh

so...lps segale kekecohn di klcc..mr joseph...1 of assistant yg incharge dak2 nie kol soh blk..coz da pkl 4..huuhuhu..so..ktowg pon naek le LRT to dang wangi..n jln kaki plak to monorail bkt nns..da agk da kompem kne jln punye..n surprisingly amt jaoh..cian dak2 nie..sume da peloh2 da...n ktowg smpi kt hotel kol 4.30..rse cm nk jerit "YATTA!!!" je..tp kang diowg gelak kt ak plak...huuu...xsmpt nk amek last pic 2getha..coz diowg da nk kne mrh ngan ckgu diowg (err..bkn group ak je..sume) kne naek bas..diowg blah aritu jgk..coz da 4 ari diowg kt msia

Thing we dont know/ realize bout d japaneses
#10 dey (BOYS) love chocs damn much
#11 klo xsmpt nk bwk g CM utk beli souvenir from msia..COLD STORAGE KLCC pon da cukop..hahahha
#105 Bruised o bertampal di muka: doesnt mean dey involved wif gang fight
p/s: yg nie psl die maen besbol
#269 their eating habits at restaurants: they'll cleaned their rubbish( diowg akn kmskn meje tu n anto tray kt tmpt yg spttnye)
p/s: if there r 1000 of them kt msia nie..perhaps..akk2 cleaner in msia dun hv 2 do anything laa...
#313 somehow..u think..dey really drive u crazy..peningness..but at the end..a nice souvenir awaits u..;p
p/s: i gt fan fron japan, a cute mangkuk n ank kucing kecik

#319 if dey dun understand u
  1. dey'll check d word in their hp (they installed dictionary)
  2. get their fren (YONE o YOTA) 2 translate d words
  3. o when dey dunnoe how to tell u..dey'll show u pics
nie r 2 owg bdk yg ak tnye diowg g mne lg..n terkial2 nk nyebot nme tmpt tu..so last2 skali diowg kua kn cam n tnjuk pics..hhaha..sungguh creative..hahah

#414 CUTE/ KAWAI : EVERYTHING (appearance+bedazzled pink hp+pink cam+black n PINK NY cap)p/s: refer 2 da kid wif black hat..i think his name:ryosuke..kot..ahahah
#735 SOUVENIR: anything from foreign country..i mean ANYTHING
p/s: mentos oso cn b considered s souvenir n diowg borong sakan mentos
#800 diowg nye pose amek gmba..msti nk kne wt PEACE..tp klo lki..max bley angkt sblah je tgn..klo gurl..bley wat PEACE sbyk mne yg diowg ske (2 je r da tgn pon ad 2)
#475 diowg sume xmaen r slide2 nie..sume flip..i mean..HP..hoho

manusie2 laen yg ak jumpe
1: rusyidah, 25y.o,grad from Unitar KJ
die nie 1 group ngan ak...i mean group of tour guide le..she's a nice sis..tp besa la..da nme nye pompuan..ad tendency utk lg rpt ngan sowg mmt yg bernme syed muzaffar yg msh blaja nmpk matured..but i'm not interested..hhaha..so..terserempak tym kt cold storage tym dak2 nie beli "souvenir"..die ckp..
"haih..mcm anjing n kucing"
ak pon ckp la
"mcm ayam n itik"
(lg seswai kot..hehheh..)

2: anonymous kid/boy, age dunnoe..mcm lbey kuang ak je tp die pggl ak kak, baek, sopan
1st jmp kt money changer KLCC..ad mslh xbley nk tuka duet rm to yen kt situ..kne ad 200 bru bley tka..so die tnye ak nk wt cmne..ak ckp r nk g tka kt cntral..n die ckp
"g skali la ek"
tp die chiow dlu
2nd jmp..kt dpn kaunter lrt KLCC...die brator dpn selang 2owg ngan ktowg...die tego dlu n ckp
"la..nape xsoh bli kan skali je tadi?"
huhu..lpe plak nk mnx num phone..hahah

fakta menarik:
1: subconsciously, u'll speak Malay wif dem..cth nye:
"jom"..."meh sini"
haha...walaupon diowg xphm..still dey'll follow cuz we usually say d words wif sign language..hahah...
2: learned lots of new words either from cikin o from da kids..hehhe..asek dga diowg ckp "wakana"=xphm...ahhah
3: abes je prog tue..mne2 ak tgk owg cine kt msia nie..ak rse mcm ak nmpk owg jepong (adkh ak phobia?trauma?o OBSESS??)
4: trust me..u'll enjoy looking at their faces when they were trying hard 2 explain things 2 u (dunnoe if they hv d same feeling when dey looked at me so confused 2 communicate wif dem ;P)

yg nie bkn rule tp kompem punye
i love ol of dem n starting to miss dem!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

kezaliman

dunia..dunia...
pelik kan..
dalam orang semua sebok2 mencri keamanan...
dalam orang semua sebok2 mencri bantuan...
makin banyak promosi aman dunia....
makin banyak kezaliman melanda...

mata asek tertumpu pada yang menderita...
telinga asek memerhati pada yang sengketa...
hingga terlupa....hingga alpa..
kekejaman dan kezaliman mula bermaharajalela..

zalim tidak semestinya perang..
zalim tidak seharunya pincang..

dalam sedar x sedar...
zalim ada di sekeliling kita...
dalam sedar x sedar..
zalim itu adalah kita....

kalau asek nak menunding jari..
siapa salah siapa betol..
siapa mangsa siapa pemangsa..
sampai esok takkan habis..
sampai mati takkan terbela..
kalau asek bertikam lidah..

zalim..
cermin diri sendiri...
tepuk dada tanya iman..
cukup suci kah kita...
untuk mengherdik manusia lain..
cukup bersih kah kita..
untuk asek mencaci owg lain...

zalim..
berpura-pura alim..
malangnya alim-alim kucing..
mengapa perlu sanjung..
pada orang yang ternyata zalim..
sudah terang lagi bersuluh..
cuba menyorok kesalahan yang rapuh..
bagai menarik benang dalam tepung..
bagai menangguk di air keruh..
bagai mencuri tape terkepung..
tak payah la...
sedarlah..
diri kita pon xsehebat mana..
akal kita pon xsekuat mana..
hati kita pon xsecerdik mana..

manusia...
walaupun asal usulnya dri moyang yg sama...
walaupun asal keturunannya anak cucu adam..
namun tetap..
punya keinginan dan kehendak yang berbeza..
citarasa mungkin sama tapi xsemua..
dan setiap manusia itu punya haknya..
jangalah di caci manusia itu..
hanya kerana tidak mengikut kehendakmu..
mengherdik tak semena pada manuisa yang lain..
memaki tak tentu hala tanpa hujung pangkalnya..
takkan lah..
kalau manusia itu tak seperti kita..
maka dia seorang yang gila...
pikir-pikirlah..

zalim..
sedar tak sedar..
zalim pada diri sendiri..
asek nak mengagung2kan si penzalim..
bagai menegakkan benang yang basah..
entah ape yang merasuk diri..
entah ape yang mengaburi hati...
mengikut sahaja kehendak si penzalim..
cuba menutupi lohong hitam si penzalim..
baguslah..
angkat lah..
sanjunglah..
penzalim kesayangan...

sedar xsedar..
banyak nya penzalim atas dunia..
banyak nya penzalim di alam maya..
sedar x sedar..
penzalim dan kezaliman ada di sekeliling kita..
sedar xsedar..kitalah penzalim yang sebenarnya..

pikir-pikirlah sendiri

the top10 n top 5

hurmm....
things dt i'v done dring dis hols

#1 tgk tv..hahha..gt nthg 2 do
#2 exercising....n..da results..i managed 2 lose 2kg!!!!hhaahahhahahah....
#3 blogging
#4 reading novels (lompat2..still not in da mood utk really2 bce da books)
#5 net surfing
#6 babysitting
#7 doing house chores.....(wif 2 lil mons...wut d u expect??)
#8 drinking (lots of plain water=diet)..hehhe
#9 daydreaming
#10 nt 2 4gt..today i cut my sis's hair..hahah..developed new skill now..hehehhhe n new style oso


i think enuf wif d top 10 things dt i'v done so far..hehhehe..

top 5 upcoming events in my lyfe

#1 b a tourist guide 4 a bunch of japanese on diz 28
#2 pay another visit to da uncle aka doc gg diz 27..4 further treatment..hehhe
#3 go back 2 kdh..celebrate rye aji there diz 28 oso..stay der 4 a week
#4 go to sya's bros n sis weds....
#5 attend DRIVING classes..hahahhahhahahahahhahaha ;P

two halves of the same whole

two halves of the same whole

kami BERSEPAH tapi kami tetap 505bedas :D

kami BERSEPAH tapi kami tetap 505bedas :D