tetamu x diundang

datang borjomput (dtg berjemput)
tapi x diundang~~~

*camno tue??* (-_-')

hahaha...

*uuuu-mang-aih....rajin na plak aih ekau mengepos blog byk nie..apo xdo kojo da ko?*

sapo kato den xdo kojo...
bolambak nu ha kojo den..
esaimen nk kono anta soboleh hb...
ehheheeh..
tp biaso la...
den nie pon..
manusio biaso..hahaha....
cumo...
xdo feel la nk buek esaimen nie...
blog ni pon da lamo den dok tanggoh2...
ahahahaha....
pdahal ari rabu tu jo cto nie jd...
apo yg jd??
ha nie la yg nak boie tau nie...ahhaha...
haaa yo....
amek pensil ngan kertas...
tules yo apo den nk koba kn nie..
ahhahah...

xdo...
rabu ritu..
lopeh jo den balik from klas italiano den...
huish...den skang nie bukan takat omputih da...
da itali da..
hahhaha...
ciao~~~io mi chiama fatin...wakakkaka...
k..tue bkn main point nye d cnie..
hahaha...

ok..den smbg..
dapek sms (atau bak kte kazen ak...es-me-eh)
from adelyn..msg fwd from tqa~~~~
ado plak la dato' kayo mano ntah baek ati na la nk blanjo den...
makan kek hotel mewah plak tu...
uuuuu-mang-aih...
ahahaha...
ado plak prasan lobeyh dak sowg nie ha..
xdo do dato' tue jomput den sowg jo...
dio ajak sumo dak2 msia ni la....
huish...
banyak sggh kemusykilan d bonak den nie ha...smpi sonak la den dok pk..
heheh..
bukan la sonak pasal pk..tp sonak pasal lapa+konyang...hahah...
apo yg d musykilkn??
1. sapo la dato' ni???kato e...datuk wira ismail, timb. menteri perusahaan peladangan & komoditi
= tp sbonan nyo..ado 2 dato'...1=mmg btl la psl datuk wira nie..tp dio KSU...ketuo setiousaho..bukan timb. mentri... 2=timb. metri nie pon ado dtg sbonanyo..apo ko e namo dio...lupo plak da..ekau google la sndrik...wakkakak...tp bini dio...uuuuu-mang-aih...lawa!!!tiptop...xtau napo den tgk jo muko datin tu den igt kek rita rudaini..ni sumo kes den tgk cinto gilo~~~ahhaahha.....
2. cmno tqa bulih jumpo datuk???den pon xtau..."ha...inilah yg kte xtau"....haahaha

xpo la....
den pon seap2 la nie ha...
nk jumpo datuk la...
eh..
mano ado..
den bkn ksah na psl datuk nie..
den ksah nk makan jo...
ahhaha
xpo la...
da tue...sojuk2 nie...
mls den nk jln kaki...
hahaha..
bkn sobab sojuk...
tp sobab den mlm tue gatal nk pki wedges...lamo na la den xpki highheels kek nz nie..
hahaha...
xpo la...
ktowg naek la bas..yg last2 rupo mcm ktowg book 1 bus tue..
ahhaha..
psl xde owg da yg naek bas tue slaen ktowg dak2 cohort5 nie...
*bkn sumo yg poie..ado la dlm boleh2 tu*
dreba bas nie pon baek ati la nganta ktowg smpi dopan hotel tue
uuuu-mang-aih....
bia botul datuk kayo nk blanjo mkn kek sini...
koba den dlm ati jo...
rupo2 ey...
datuk tu mmg la tido hotel tue..
tp mkn kek hotel laen plak..
hahaha
kono la den ngan kwn2 den jln lg....
adeyh...
sojuk2 nie jln kaki plak...
xpo la...
makan punyo pasal...

da smpi tu..
aish..
sogan plak den nk msk...
hahaha..
tkot slh function..
skali...
ktowg plak la yg jd
d 1st grup jumpo datuk n d wifey yg lawa~~~~~
hahahaha...
msok skali ngan vvvvvvip plak tue..
da upo cm ktowg nie pon
vvvvvip la jgk..
hahahha..


rupo2 eh....
ktowg nie x d undang..
tp...d jomput...
hurm..
camno tue???

*pk jap*

hahhaa..

pandangan owg2 yg hadir mlihat kami

*mne dtg bdk2 nie???spe yg ajak diowg nie*

mau x sogan seko2
haish...
tp ksah hape...
datuk ajak ktowg...
datuk yg mano satu??
"ha...ini lah yg kte xtahu"
ahhaha....

kesah hape ak...
den da lapa na nie...
xmkn dri potang~~~
hahahha...

uish....
xabeh lg nie...
da duduk2 tue
mano bulih mkn lg~~~~~
nk kono dongan ucapan coramah la sket...
bukan forum perdana hal ehwal islam mhu pon hal ehwal murid ustaz wan akashah~~~
tpi..erm....

*menjenguk d skeliling---shhh...den koba kek ekau jo...nie rahsio....jgn koba kn kek owg laen plak yo*

hhahhha...
standard r..
cramah politik..
ap lg..
adeyh..
den ni la kn..
bukan apo...
da den koba kn dri awl lg..
den nie ignorant org nyo...
mmg mls na la nk amek tau psl dunio...
ini kn plak bab2 politik nie...
awl2 lg den koba...
den nie NAM..ahahaha
den nie mmmg suko la ngra2 berkecuali nie...
ahhaha....
adeyh...
topu la palo otak den nie ngan politik 1 mlm...
yg sronok nyo...
ado pulak la sesi soal jwb...
adeh....

tp la kn...
haahaha...
da rupo kalah kn tuan umah....aka owg yg ponek lolah nk chop2 tmpt nie..yg incharge tmpt datuk nk mkn....aka owg yg sebona2nyo di jomput nie...
ahha...
apo sobab??
sobab nyo...
xdo owg yg nk tanyo soklan kek datuk...
ahhaha...
lantas mangkit 2 owg dak ipba..si eman n chew yg poie tanyo soklan kek datuk...n sowg jo wakil from tn umah...wakil tue pon bukan nyo den xkonal....konal..mano den konal???senior skolah den jgk...hahaha...

xpo la....
jnji mlm tue porut den konyang...
smpi songkak2 la kn...
apo yg den mkn???
wwaawawawa

1. satay - akhernye~~~dapek gk den mkn satay yg botul2 satay~~~~
2. epok2 - stongah owg pggl nie karipap...spesen yo..tang mano laen e den pon xtau la
3. popia - alahai kocik comey le popia e..mcm xikhlas nk bg owg konyang yo...tp ok la..haha...byk songeh pulak ekau nie...

4. rondang daging - xabih smpi bwk blk tapau la *pkck yg dok table ktowg yg bg plastik soh tapau*
5. kari ayam - nie pon d tapau wt lauk esok nye tue
6. ikan msk kicap - psl yg ni sodap sgt...xsompek nk tapau da abih..hhahah
7. sayo ladna - nie lmbt na smpi...da nk abih nasi bru smpi~~~
8. mee mamak - igt kn da abih...skali ado laie...alahai....ahhaha...nmo yo mamak..tp raso xmamak lgsg

9. buah2 - apo la..sunah nabi den aja mkn buah dlu bru mkn nsi...

hahahha....
da konyang...
ati sonang...
apo nk tggu laie...
amek gamba la...
hahah...
opkoz la nk amek pica wif datin lawa~~~~
dio pon dlu blaja tesl jgk...
uish...
mmg dak2 tesl nie lawa2 ek..
ooopssss..
ahahhah...

nk off topic jap...
mmg rmi ye..
statistic menunjuk kn..
rate2 yg mnjdi bini datuk2 kaye nie ade lah ckgu...
n dlm rmi2 ckgu yg kawen ngan datuk kaye nie plak adelah ckgu bi aka teacher...
aiseymen...
agk2 la kn..
ado x rzki den kawen datuk kayo dpt tittle datin??
wkakaka...
brangan la kau~~~~


hahah...
k la...
sume owg mlm tu pon..
hormon ramah meningkat la ye...
sume la nk ramah tamah..

xpo la..
den xksah...
xdo jojas idop den pon...
hahhaha...

da tongah mlm da..
uish..
lamo botul la layan owg2 tuo nie..hahha...
sumo pakcik2..
samo tuo ngan abah den...
slap2..
abah den tuo lg dri pkck2 nie..
n ado yg lg tuo dri abah den...
hahaha....

da nk blk tue..
baek pulak la pkcik2 nie...
bg shuttle yg diowg sewo nie bg ktowg naek...
soh pkcik dreba nie anta smpi huia..
ahhaha...
n spe anta pkcik2 nie sumo???
diowg blk jln kaki...
eyh..
dokek jo..
buek apo naek bas????
hahahah...
xdo la...
timo kasih la yo...

sompek lg den koba kek sowg pkck nie

"trime kasih..taun dpn buat lagi ye :D"

hahaha...
mmg muko xmalu la ekau...
bia la...
malu lapa...
hahahahha..
xdo la...
den cmno pon..
totap menten..
menten pemalu....
hahah...
xcayo sudh...
hhaha...
k la...
slosai 1 utang den....

nnt2 plak la den cto psl pongalaman den g skolah~~~~
hahaha.....

sign off
pitch black

creepy~~`sggh creepy n menakotkn!!!!!

*gambar hiasan - amatur punya*
heeeesh...creepy...creepy...sgh creepy...abes sejok jri jemari ak smbil menaip n terkenangkn ape yg ak bce tdik!!!!!!ap yg ak bce???sye xbce harakah sbb kt nz xde..n even kt msia ppon sye xbce..jgn kn harakah...nst mahu pon the stars ataupon utusan atau bh pon sye xbace..sye sggh mls bce suratkaba lame mahu pon yg msh pns from buntut kilang..sbb tue sye xske current issues..n sgt chuak ble isu2 sebegini rupe d babetkn dlm sesi interviews..ye..sye mmg ignorant..sbb ape??sbb sye rse serabot dgn kejadian isu semase zmn kini..nak2 ap yg jdik kn negare ku nan indah permai..ape la nk jd...n ape la nk jd ngan ak yg xske amek tau ngan ape yg jd...haish..ape yg ak kesah???suju tuka pesen rambut bru..hahah...mlyan epik high n younha..smbil2 menghafal lgu2 8eight... pastu dok pk psl educ 283 nye exm nxt week..hahaha..tu lg pnting...ekekke... owh..ok2...ape yg ak bce sbenanye???slaen mmbce blog2 mika2 yg sme buhsan spt ku..ekeke...bukn blog mika yg buhsan..tp mika yg buhsn xtau nk wt ape lalu memblog spt ku smbil mengkongsi (ye ak tau ckigu kamariah akn mrh jika melihat ku mengeje sebgini..ekekke)....hhuhu..ak mmg tgh buhsan..hahah... ok2 baek..ak tau,.ak mmg ske offtask..tp tym study group ak xofftask..hahah..sbb smlm ak jd pengawas..tules nme spe yg offtask..n spe plg byk offtask kne dende..derma justjuice..hahahah...just juice mmg amat bermkne bg kami sume..hahahah...n ckin le yg kne dende...beliau mengalahkn illiana dgn beza 1 offtask..hahahha....ok2...bkn nk ckp psl offtask ke hape...nk ckp psl ape yg ak bce...
huhu..usually n siyesly..ak mmg xpnah bother nk bce msg kt mukabuku (facebook..ahhah)...siyesly..mmg xbother..sbb ntah ape2 je la msk dlm msg tue..wlopon xde le seterok n sehampes msg2 kt fs kn...tp..dgn kuase tuhan..yg menggerakkn naluri hati ak utk g click kt inbox tue...den kua le 1 msg nie..ntah spe ntah ak pon xknal~~~~n de sdh tue...bukan le tue spt seorg datuk berusie 70 taon..tp lebih kuang dlm lingkungan 40-50 cmtue kot..heh...bapak ku pon da 50++ haiyee.....so..ape yg creepy nye???meh cnie ak copy paste ap yg pakcik nie send kt ak...hish...

Hai....u nak penang ker....? Kat sana buat apa tu? Jangan tenguk belakang aje. Nanti pulak.....jatuh. Jaga diri aje....tau. Cute ......
sungguh senyuman mu. Ingin berkenalan lah.

rajan

heh..mne de pk ak nie dak penang????da la komen psl primary pic ak kt fb...erkkkk.....so creepy!!!!!ko xrse creepy ke???ntah spe2 la si rajan nie...n im so not d type yg simply2 bley kwn ngan any strangers...ckop le pengelaman ngeri ak kt stesen bas terminal 1 seremban...sggh ngeri!!! yg tu lg dasat la lg dri dis one..atleast yg nie...de xbley nk wt pape kt ak..hahah...de stuck kt msia...n ak da ad kt nz...nie...yg psl terminal 1 tue..haish...lg super duper double up creepy~~
mmg xbley nk challenge ngan mne2 penglmn creepy yg ak pnah encounter le.. n ak pon cm da trauma da le kot ngan terminal 1 seremban tue..tgk dri jaoh je ble lalu seremban n evrytym tgk sure trigt bnde yg happened dt night..hoh..night ke???kol 2-3 pg kot tym tue..ye ap ak wt kt ctu pepg bute??heh..rahsie..tp bukan nye ak wt bnde2 pelik kt ctue...ko xpect pe kt stesen bas???sure le ak bru blk from sumwhere naek bas..n waiting for my dad 2 pick me up..n wut happened next???secret.. hahha..xmo le cte..huhu...n only certain people je yg tau bout it..my parents n family pon xtau..if diowg tau..sah2 diowg da xbg ak travel sowg2 da..n bcoz of it jgk le ak try 2 avoid blk umah sowg2 last yea...so hv 2 create stories so dat my dad will pick me up kt ipba n anta blk..hahhaha..sean my dad..dats y i love him so much..hehhe...
pastu kn...xpham le...cmne la owg2 cmnie....ske2 ati je nk mengadd ntah mne2 owg je yg diowg search kt tenet nie....aish.. do i look like sum1 yg gonna entertain any strangers o anonymous ke hape??? eh..tolong la find sum1 else..n ade gk le yg lg sowg nie send me msg ckp wanna b fren wif me...ak sgt2 ssh nk kwn ngan owg yg ak xknal...i mean..people yg ak xpnah jmpe...adeyh......
ye...mungkin sbb ak pesimis owg nye..sng prejudice wif owg..ahhaha... ala2 pride n prejudice gtu..xye jane austin??ekekek..xde la...kdg2 kn prejudice nie baek utk kesihatan mahupon keselamatan...tgk le..bpe byk kes kne cilok o culik mahupon kes2 yg seangkatan dgn nye yg bermule sbb melyn owg yg xdikenali..haish..
nak2 dak kck la..tp..jgn kn dak kck..owg yg da bsr pjg...yg patot nye bley pk baek burok pon xlari from kne klentong ngan owg aseng yg xpnah knal asal usulnye...
1. kes culik yg smpi skang ade rmi je bdk2 ilang yg xterjumpe2..pe la cte si shalini tue??mcm2 rumours da le ak dga taon lps..adeyh...smpi nk kne wt iklan upin ipin soh bdk2 kck jgn ikot ckp pakcik yg bg candy free...
2. kes kne tipu n pukau...nie gare2 ade owg yg menyamar kunun wt kje direct selling..jual pinggan mangkok melamine (hoh..kcoh psl susu tepong baby kt china tercemar ngan melamine..ape diowg g pecah kn pinggan mangkok nie smpi hanco n campo dlm susu tepong kah??ye...sye ignorant..tp mak bapak sye amek tau psl perkembangan dunie..tue yg tau..ahhaha...abes ak xdpt mkn oreo sbb mama ku takot ade melamine..hahah)...xpon berlakon jd banggali kapet pdhal muke xbanggali langsong...mahupon bangg-ala..haha..pastue...si tuan rumah yg rakus nk set pnggan mangkok bru n kapet lawa inporty from turki (pdhal made in china je) pon bg le mika2 yg musg berbulu jenglot nie masok..pastu..xpsl2 kne pukau..abes le...1 set brg kemas asli ke zulian ke..sume kne cilok..kne copet..
dan byk lg ye kes2 laen...nk tau g la nengok kt 360 tue...hahah...
ye..sye ignorant..sye xbace suratkaba...tp kt umah sye tgk berite..haha..tue pon bukan dgn kerelaan sye..tp keterpaksaan..ahhah..sbb???ibu bapa ku sggh mengambil berat perkembangan isu semase..apsl le gene nie xturon kt ak???haha...brite xbley aleh..nak2 ble mention psl harge sawet naek trn o peneroka felda dpt insentif bpe percent..ahhaha....bukan takat bulat mate bape ku..bulat juge tlige ku mndenganye..ahha...bulat tlinge????ku bukan shrek..hhhahah..

p/s: mak pesan "dun talk to strangers"...ahhaha..so jgn layan ntah spe2 le owg yg ko xknal

bagaikan kerdil2 dengan api

huhuhu....
1hb june - cuti celebr8 queen's bday
2hb june - ade owg dengki yg tringin nk kne plangkong pale de bia jendol dahi nye jd pdg jrk pdg terkukur parot kelape....nk tmbh cuti degn wt false alarm!!!!

ini kesah..fire drill yg sengal~~~[bkn fire drill tp fire prank]

pd pg yg hening n dingin tersebot..ak nie..xtau le mne datg nye will tp kudrat tu sure la from allah kn...trign nk bgn awl n seap pon awl...da le on dt day ak ad last esol class n last test!!hoyeh...[mlm tue mmg da mls nk study la...asek offtask je kje...so mmg nk pasrah je la wt test tu]..so da seap2 sume nie..da pki tdg sume..beg pon da kems...sume..dgn senang lenang nye ak pon berbrekfest spt besa [tym yg smpt nk brekfest la] n smpt la plak tue berym n webby ngan aliaa..ngan capa yg mamai suku mayau nye..hahhaha..tgh dok mengarot2 smbil mkn..tetbe fire alarm pon berdering dgn binget nye....ak bajet de nk wt fire drill bodo2 je...so mls lg nk lyn..tetbe...lame la plak de bunyi..ak pon...dgn xnyempat2 nye..ckp kt aliaa..'i hv 2 go.bye.' hoho..tros off lappy n sumbt dlm beg [bkn sbb nk slmtkn from api ke ap..tp sbb nk bwk g klas nk wt esaimen]..adapter je xsmpt nk msk dlm beg..ak pgg n tros kua...xde da mse nk ltk bntal kt dpn pntu ke hape..hohoh..den...ade ati lg tu nk trn bwh naek lift..tp ku kuat kn smgt trn bwh from lvl10 pki tangge~~~tgk2..wahhahah..rmi nye umat manusie..yg bru bgn tdo dgn bathrobe nye..dgn slipa n slua tdo nye..wkakakka...n ak nmpk le muke2 yg amat2 ak knali sgt2..hahha..n dlm rmi2 yg ak knal..yg btol2 da seap siaga nk g klas was me n amy..hahhaha...xpe la..perhatian tros tertumpu pde sekumpulan mnusie yg berbju oren kelihatan spt si 7kerdil membawe pili bombe yg besr dri size nye..hohoho...pnt le diowg dok ngecheck2 pe mslh huia nye fire alarm nie...xjumpe2..so mreke membuat 1 konklusi bhwe ianye adlh false alarm~~~FALSE ALARM!!!!sengal la..bley x tggu ak smpi fisher building dlu bru de nk bunyik???adeyh..seb baek xtercekik cornflakes ak di buatnye...hahaha..da ad certain RAs yg dok soh dak2 floor de trn..tp RA ak ternyate mhu menyelamatkn buntut nye sndrik...menurut amy..de terpkse menahan tlinge de dri benanah akibat sumpahan seorg RA brnme phill yg asek menyumpah seranah ala2 mahsuri version canada sepjg2 de nk trn smpi carpark [ayt nie ak olah sndrik...hahaha...jnji ko phm main point de]..huhu...bgitu la gamaknye.....

kereta kuda si kerdil2
si kerdil yg plg sulong..come 2 d rescue~
"xdo papo pon..tp buek po la si siren nie bunyi yo kijo-songal tangan btol la bebudk nie ie"
kate si kerdil sulong
adek beradek berganding bahu memikul gotah
"ponek2 yo doreh tdi..xdo apo pon nie ha..baek den poie kodai mnum kopi jo"
akhirnye huia menjdi perkampungan perhimpunan agong si kerdil2 oren kuning nie wt gathering pepgi tp xsempt nk mengamal kn ritual sembor2 air paip mereka -bley d kte kn mereka jge mngse yg teraniaya
mngse2 perhimpunan haram mebantah nape bday queen je dpt cuti tp bday diowg xdde cti tp esaimens menimbun sbgi gnti
muke busuk afiq mncritekn segale2nye..wkakakaka..
mangse2 huia dilanggar todak..

moral of d story: jgn le gatal tgn nk g maen emergency alarm o sje2 nk g ngetest smoke detector tue ye~~~~menyusah kn idop owg rmi jer....

when sum1 become really really annoying!!!

huh..
i dunno r...
y people can turn out 2 b super duper terribly annoying..
haish....
lately...it seems to me dt my RA aka phil tu emosi xstabil ke hape..
haish...
slame nie..huh he'll ask us (me n those who were in my room) 2 slow down our voice ble btol2 bsg tau..n tue pon 1-2 kli je..yg laen2 nye..ble de xde kt huia..cmne de nk tego kn...n dak2 nie serbu blk ak pon tym weekend la...
n lately..ak asek kne sound je ngan de..
dunnoe if he changed his hormone wif jak aka illi's RA o wut...
smlm kne sound bcoz chuna was laughing...watching bigbang intimidate notes...xpe lg..coz mmg kuat pon..hohoho...
den td...when ckin n chun nk blk 2 their room...kt dpn lift je pon..n kebetolan i was on my way nk g toilet..si phil..dgn bertowel nye..soh ak sound dak2 tu senyap..but i think both of dem igt ak mlawak kot..xpe lg...den amy came 2 my room..nk amek new moon..so ktowg chatting la kjp kn wif my door open...xkuat mne pon kot..tetbe muncul tersembul mke si phil tue n again bertowel..soh pelan sket n ckp if nk sembang plis close d door..haiyemcm le ktowg nk berborak smpi subuh yg de xbley nk tolerate ngan bising yg sgt minima tu for a sec???...xphm btol..n skang nie dok pndg ak semcm je...heh..ad prob wif gf xpyh r nk babet2kn ak..nk jd kn ak tmpt lps bengang..
hish..ble jak da xsound illi..phil plak jd cam jak...adkh ak ptt sound si phil cmne illi sound jak??hahahha....
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaish~~~~~~~